This is for all those dick-suckers,ass-swipers

Yo momma's so fat; when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.

But not only is momma fat,shes stupid.

yo momma, so stupid, she stole free bread

Bwahahahah!

okay im so rude.

Remind me of Russell Peters'
Yo Momma So faaat,when she jumped for joooy,she went straight to HELL.
(with a chinese accent)
u guys shld go watch russell peters comedy.

Legally Blonde.
Up next.
I loike.


PS.I ♥ my bf