Hey (insert name(s) here), stop being the ultimate bitches that you guys already are.
Cause I'm blogging now!
So lets all thank GOD(or whichever cow,sheep or statues that u pray to).

No offence arh. I love you guys still.

okay, wadever.

Anyhoots,
I am listening to the most uber disgusting song ever.
It's called Machete by Daddy Yankee and I have a sinking feeling it was downloaded by the brother.
Can anyone tell me what the fuck Daddy(i think he's prolly being called by that) is saying or singing.
Or what the fuck is Machete?
The song reminds me of stupid kids running around blindfolded and tryna to hit a pinata.

So there, if you fellas wanna play some tune for some pinata-hitting festival be sure to include Machete in it.

Ok go, Let's Go!

OMFG, NOW IT'S PLAYING some "paso paso" song.

woooooooooooooow.