Well, I just got home.

But here's an advice,
When a fucked-up customer is being uber fucked.
Thus asking you to open shop at 730 in the fucking morning just so she can have muffins/scones/danish-es and whatnot delivered to the office cuz her boss decided to cut some late night wanking session short & starting the meeting before subuh.(dawn)
You just got to say this to them.


PUKIMAK KAULAH, BUTO.


Okay, operation hours as per normal, folks.


Or when there's a current promo that u happened to not know about.
Just say this,


I'M SORRY, I HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS.


Worse comes to worse, see that middle finger of yours,
just lift it up to their face.
They are worthy of it.


All in a day's work.
Goodnight, my nightingales