I hate it when my mom or dad pulls my comforter slowly away from me and yelling
"FAEZAH, SCHOOOOOOL!FAEZAAAAAH SCHOOOOL!!"
when actually, they have absolutely no clue whether I'm schooling or working.
OR what time they even wake me up.
Today, I even overheard their conversation.
"Faezah not schooling today?"
"I think she is working. Its late. I don't think she's schooling"
"Lets wake her up"

So before they could wake me up,I was wide awake and telling them off to speak quiet-er the next time they wanna bitch about me.

And my mom couldnt stop shoving money up my face to remind me to give the money to the DHL guys when they arrive with her baggage from her HAJI trip.
Obviously, after waking up at 4 plus in the afternoon I couldnt recall where I put the 300 bucks (oops!) and panicked like a mutherfucking dog.
I found the money alright. Right under the pillows, all 300 of it. HHAHAH.

My mom still amazes me sometimes of how ignorant of her to not even know whether I'm supposed to be schooling or working or what time am I supposed to be in school.
The amazement does not stop there.
No matter what, my mom still wakes me up whenever she feels like its time for me to wake up.
WTF.

Yesterday, she woke me up at 8!
And she kept yelling and yelling to wake me up.
What she doesnt know it that my school starts at 12pm.
So, she kept on yelling about how I was going to be late for school and what a waste of time if I didnt pass my polytechnic education after 2 years(THIS PART IS TOTALLY OFF, OK.).

Seriously, where did she get all these ideas from. Some parental guidance manual or what?
Do they all say the same things?

Anyways, I got a a real good nagging just now. For putting only 2 clothes into the washing machine and letting it run. HAHAHA.
Im a waste of resource. Anyone wanna adopt me as pet?